If you and your friends love spending time on the water as much as you enjoy bad jokes, then you need some boat puns up your sleeve.
Get ready to “seas” the day with this long list of nautical puns, boat jokes, and more!
Best Boat Puns
1. Knot too shabby
2. Don’t be so stern
3. We’re in deep ship now
4. Feeling nauti
5. It’s salt good
6. I have very Pacific taste
7. Just saying goodbye to my piers
8. Buoy, these views are fin-tastic
9. Don’t be so stern
10. Just call salt
11. That’s ferry impressive
12. Don’t give into pier pressure
13. Last but naut least
14. I like big boats and I cannot lie
15. What’s this all a-boat?
16. Ship happens
17. Didn’t mean to barge in here
18. What’s up, dock?
19. Taking the sea-nic route
20. Weapon of mast destruction
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Best Boat Jokes
21. Q: What do captains use to wipe their noses when they have a cold?
A: Anchor-chiefs
22. Q: What’s the motto of every admiral?
A: Do it schooner rather than later
23. Q: Why are boats so good at telling stories?
A: Because they always have a ferry-tale ending
24. Q: What’s the only vegetable not allowed on boats?
A: Leeks
25. Q: What’s the name of the fastest ship at sea?
A: Usain Boat
26. Q: Why were the baby boats scared of their teacher?
A: Because she’s very stern
27. Q: What do sailors love to watch on movie night?
A: The Codfather
28. Q: What kind of music do fishermen like to listen to?
A: Pond-tunes
29. Q: What do you call a boat equipped with AI?
A: A row-boat
30. Q: What do you call a discount rate at the boat supply store?
A: A two-for-one sail
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More Nautical Puns
31. I’m knot shore if you noticed, but I’m on a boat.
32. Canoe imagine a more perfect day? Neither can I.
33. Wet-ever floats your boat.
34. No ship, Sherlock.
35. I’m oar-ed out of my mind.
36. Seriously, your jokes are keeling me.
37. Well, plank you very much.
38. Last boat naut least.
39. Don’t be such a pain in the boat.
40. What a boat-iful day today.
41. Everything’s swell.
42. Did you hear about the sailor who couldn’t afford a boat? He had to live vicariously through his buoys.
43. The boat party was a disaster. Everyone bailed.
44. Sailors should never get too tide up with work.
45. What did the sailor write in his dating site profile? Knotty but nice.
46. I was in a buoyant mood, but now I have a sinking feeling.
47. Pirates throw the best rum parties. Everyone gets ship-faced.
48. The sailor couldn’t remember how to tie up his boat. He was knot happy.
49. Why was the boat upset about its appearance? Because it wasn’t shipshape.
50. How do boats say goodbye? They wave.
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51. Off the hook.
52. I’m row-tating my schedule to take my boat out more.
53. Sailing through the week.
54. What did the captain give to the naughty seaman? A stern warning.
55. What did the old boat give the sailor? A sinking feeling.
56. What’s a pirate’s favourite type of music? Arrrrr and B.
57. What’s a boat’s favourite type of music? Rock and roll.
58. What’s up, dock?
59. Holy ship!
60. Knot your average boat trip.
61. Time to sail-abrate!
62. There’s knot a problem in the world when you’re sailing through life.
63. What do sarcastic sailors say before a boat trip? Just another day in para-docks.
64. Seas the day.
65. Why do sailors drink so much with friends? Pier pressure.
66. The ship’s captain had a reputation for being stern but fair.
67. The couple crossing the Atlantic were on a row-mantic adventure.
68. The ocean research had been pier-reviewed.
69. What do you call a boat that never gets docked? Pier-less.
70. Why did the boat blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
71. What do you get when you cross a boat with a cat? A purr-ate ship.
72. Why did everyone hate the fisherman? He was too shellfish.
73. What’s a sailor’s least favourite vegetable? Leeks.
74. Why was the boat upset? It was having a hull of a day.
75. How do sailors recover from a cold? They take vitamin sea tablets.
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So, how a-boat that? I hope at least one or two of these boat puns and boat jokes put a smile on your face!
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