120 Top Travel Jokes [Genuinely Funny Jokes about Travelling]

Looking for some top travel jokes to lighten the mood on your next vacation? Check out these 120 funny jokes about travelling!


I hope these jokes about travelling put a smile on your face!

On vacation and looking to lighten the mood? Well, good news:

The internet’s awash with travel jokes so bad they might actually do the trick!

Here are 118 of the best (or worst?) ones I could find that should at least put a smile on your face and help you get ready for an unforgettable adventure.

[Last updated: March 2023]


Here we go then: 118 travel jokes, one-liners, and puns about travel…

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Knock-Knock Travel Jokes

Everyone loves a good knock-knock joke! While some are cheesy enough to make you cringe, there’s nothing like a surprising answer that actually makes you chuckle. These are fun and clean enough for the whole family to enjoy!

1. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep-beep!

2. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, I’m not! You are!

3. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good! Hawaii you?

4.  Knock-knock. Who’s there?. Norma Lee Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, we go swimming on Sundays, but we wanted to visit you instead!

5. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Romeo. Romeo who? Romeo cross this lake in this canoe!

6. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar if she wants to go on the trip with us!

7. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Buck and Ham. Buck and Ham who? Buck and Ham palace!

8. Knock-knock Who’s there? Ron. Ron who? Ron faster! There’s a tiger after us!

9. Knock-knock Who’s there? Cameron. Cameron who? Cameron film are what we’ll need to take pictures!

10. Knock-knock Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? I Sherwood like to leave school right now for our trip!


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11. How do you know elephants love to travel? Because they always pack their trunk!

12. How do rabbits travel? By Hareplane!

13. Where do sharks like to go on vacation? Finland!

14. Where do hamsters like to go on vacation? Hamsterdam!

15. Where do bees like to go on vacation? Stingapore!

16. Where do sheep like to go on vacation? The Baa-hamas!

17. Where do cows like to go on vacation? Moo York!

18. What happens when you cross a snake and a plane? You get a Boeing constrictor!

19. Where do honeybees use the bathroom on a long road trip? The BP station.

20. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.

Funny Jokes About Vacation Transportation

Planes, trains, and automobiles! However you travel, these jokes will get you there in funny fashion.

21. What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician? A flying sorcerer!

22. Why did the librarian get chucked off the plane? Because the flight was overbooked!

23. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies!

24. What happens if you take the five o’clock train home? You have to give it back!

25. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs on vacation? Hailing taxi.

26. What kind of car does Yoda drive around in? A Toyoda.

27.  Which automobile is best for a family road trip across the ocean? A Honda Sea-RV.

28. I don’t want to take my dog on road trips! He can be such a bark seat driver.

29. The food on the small aircraft wasn’t good…It was a little plane.

30. Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t take off? The Wrong Brothers.


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Vacation Jokes About Geography

Whether you’re going halfway around the world or just to a neighboring city, pull out a map and enjoy these guffaws about geography.

31. Where do pepperonis like to go on vacation? The Leaning Tower Of Pizza!

32. Where is a teacher’s favourite holiday destination? Times Square!

33. Which country is filled with the most germs? Germany!

34. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home? “Where on Earth have you been?”

35. I’d love to travel to Finland…but I’m afraid I might disappear into FinAir!

36. Why don’t aliens visit our planet? It has terrible ratings. One star.


38. Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign, started crying and went home. The sign said, “Disneyland Left”.

39. What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.

40. Which U.S. state is round at the ends and high in the middle? Ohio!

Great Travelling Puns

Who doesn’t love puns about travel? These next 10 jokes offer destination-specific double meanings perfect for any travel lover!

41. I took four hours to check out of my hotel in Japan. The receptionist told me,  “You really Tokyo time.”

42. I love travelling to France. There’s nothing Toulouse.

43. Why are the winters so cold in America? I think Alaska local.

44. I haven’t slept in days because I am about to climb the highest mountain in the world. I wonder whether I will Everest.

45. Mountains are not just funny, they are really hilly areas.

46. The airline lost my luggage, so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.

47. I love glamping. My current mood is pretty tents!

48. Which U.S. state has the tiniest drinks? Mini Soda.

49. Going vacationing at the coast? Remember to keep it reel.

50. I’m not too good at geography, but I can name at least one city in France. That’s Nice.


Travelling puns and one-liners might not make you laugh out loud, but they may bring a smile to your lips!

One-Liners About Travel

Short, sweet, and to the point. These one-liners pack a lot into quick punchline!

51. Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

52. We’re all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

53. I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

54. You can’t make everyone happy, unless you’re a plane ticket.

55. I wanted to make a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t like it.

56. Flat-earthers travel the world on a plane!

57. I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

58. I need six months of vacation, twice a year.

59. Girls always travel in odd numbers because they can’t even.

60. I’d love to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?

Jokes About Hiking and Traveling

Does your idea of a great getaway involve scaling the summit? If so, you’ll love these jokes about hiking!

61. Don’t love the water? Hiking is great for an altitude adjustment!

62. When going to the bathroom in the woods, you have to use the facilitrees.

63. Want to know our plan for today’s hike? I’ll summit up nicely.

64. My favorite trail mix includes songs from The Cranberries, Peanuts, and Eminem.

65. These particular mountains give me a Rushmore than others.

66. I’m confused. The trail looked so flat on the map!

67. Did you hear the joke about the hill? No one could get over it!

68. How do crazy hikers get out of the forest? They take the psychopath

69. What’s the best jacket to wear on a hike? A trailblazer!

70. Hipsters like to hike backcountry rivers. They’re less mainstream.


You can’t go wrong with road trip jokes!

Travelling Jokes About Road Trips

Planning an epic road trip this summer? You’ll need funny fuel to make it all the way! Here are a few jokes to keep you going.

71. Where did the heart, liver, and kidney go on a road trip? Oregon

72. Don’t worry if our old car breaks down on our trip through Canada. I have Triple Eh.

73. Drove through Covert, New York on a road trip once. Didn’t notice.

74. I love when flies won’t leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, tiny pest.

75. Why couldn’t the frog find where he parked his car? He’d been toad.

76. It’s fun to drive in the outback, but you’ll need to show koala-fications.

77. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.

78. I got gas for $1.99 at lunch. Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

79. If I owned a DeLorean…I’d probably only drive it from time to time.

80. When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.

Jokes About Going on Vacation

Need a little R&R? If you’re traveling solely for the purpose of wining, dining, and soaking in the view, then these jokes are for you!

81. Do fish go on vacation? No, they’re always in school!

82. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d get called for travelling!

83. What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!

84. Why did the robot go on vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries!

85. What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

86. What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree!

87. What does it cost to spend the day at the beach? A few sand dollars.

88. Where do meteorologists travel to relax? The isobar!

89. Me: “I’d love to travel more”. The bank account: “Like, to the park?”

90. My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.


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Jokes About Travel Obsessions

Do you live, sleep, and breathe travel? Is all of your free time spent planning your next getaway? If so, you’ll relate to these side-splitters!

91. My passport just called me. It’s super bored. Guess I have to travel then!

92. I want to go to Bora-Bora, but I’m too Pora-Pora.

93. I get so tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

94. I wish I was a postcard. For less than $2, you can travel the world!

95. Sure, working is great. But, have you tried travelling?

96. I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.

97. I’ve got 99 problems, but I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!

98. Why can’t I find someone who looks at me the way I look at a travel magazine?

99. Can’t decide if I need a hug, a dark coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or two months of travel.

100. A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is?!

Miscellaneous Jokes About Travel

Still searching for the perfect joke about travel? This final section of miscellaneous puns and jokes might do the trick.

101. Person A: “I tried to sue the airline that lost my luggage.” Person B: “Did you win?” Person A: “No, I lost the case.”

101. Why does nobody like the plane? It has a bad altitude.

102. What’s the capital of Spain? S.

103. German sausage jokes are just the wurst.

104. Don’t plan your vacation with a broken pencil. It’s absolutely pointless.

105. Oceans are so friendly. They’re always waving at you.

106. Never fly on Peter Pan Airways. They neverland.

107. Why did the pirate book a vacation? He needed some ARGH and ARGH.

108. Why did the robot book a vacation? He had to recharge his batteries.

109. What made the librarian angry at the airport? His flight was overbooked.

110. Why did the flight attendant apologize to the family of elephants? They were only allowed one trunk onboard.

111. Who built the first plane that couldn’t take off? The Wrong brothers.

112. What did the Canadian pay for in case their car broke down on their road trip? Triple Eh.

113. How do fleas like to travel? They ‘itch hike.

114. Where did the cows decide to travel? Moo York.

115. What did the lazy baguette do on holiday? It just loafed around.

116. You must be from Ecuador, because you have the Quito my heart.

117. What do travelers like best about Switzerland? I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus.

118. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies.

Enjoy These Jokes About Travelling

Travelling might have its serious side, but it can be pretty funny, too!

While some of the one-liners above may fall into the “dad joke” category, they’re sure to give you at least a little chuckle.

Whether you’re stuck riding shotgun, waiting for your flight, or lounging on your hotel bed, enjoy these and smile!

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