On vacation and looking to lighten the mood? Well, good news:
The internet’s awash with travel jokes so bad they might actually do the trick!
Here are 118 of the best (or worst?) ones I could find that should at least put a smile on your face and help you get ready for an unforgettable adventure.
[Last updated: March 2023]
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Knock-Knock Travel Jokes
Everyone loves a good knock-knock joke! While some are cheesy enough to make you cringe, thereâs nothing like a surprising answer that actually makes you chuckle. These are fun and clean enough for the whole family to enjoy!
1. Knock-knock. Whoâs there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep-beep!
2. Knock-knock. Whoâs there? Europe. Europe who? No, Iâm not! You are!
3. Knock-knock. Whoâs there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Iâm good! Hawaii you?
4. Knock-knock. Whoâs there?. Norma Lee Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, we go swimming on Sundays, but we wanted to visit you instead!
5. Knock-knock. Whoâs there? Romeo. Romeo who? Romeo cross this lake in this canoe!
6. Knock-knock. Whoâs there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar if she wants to go on the trip with us!
7. Knock-knock. Whoâs there? Buck and Ham. Buck and Ham who? Buck and Ham palace!
8. Knock-knock Whoâs there? Ron. Ron who? Ron faster! Thereâs a tiger after us!
9. Knock-knock Whoâs there? Cameron. Cameron who? Cameron film are what weâll need to take pictures!
10. Knock-knock Whoâs there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? I Sherwood like to leave school right now for our trip!
Roaringly Good Travelling Jokes
Planning to visit some wild animals on your next adventure? These 10 animal-themed jokes are sure to offer a roaring good time.
11. How do you know elephants love to travel? Because they always pack their trunk!
12. How do rabbits travel? By Hareplane!
13. Where do sharks like to go on vacation? Finland!
14. Where do hamsters like to go on vacation? Hamsterdam!
15. Where do bees like to go on vacation? Stingapore!
16. Where do sheep like to go on vacation? The Baa-hamas!
17. Where do cows like to go on vacation? Moo York!
18. What happens when you cross a snake and a plane? You get a Boeing constrictor!
19. Where do honeybees use the bathroom on a long road trip? The BP station.
20. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.
Funny Jokes About Vacation Transportation
Planes, trains, and automobiles! However you travel, these jokes will get you there in funny fashion.
21. What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician? A flying sorcerer!
22. Why did the librarian get chucked off the plane? Because the flight was overbooked!
23. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies!
24. What happens if you take the five oâclock train home? You have to give it back!
25. Whatâs worse than raining cats and dogs on vacation? Hailing taxi.
26. What kind of car does Yoda drive around in? A Toyoda.
27. Which automobile is best for a family road trip across the ocean? A Honda Sea-RV.
28. I donât want to take my dog on road trips! He can be such a bark seat driver.
29. The food on the small aircraft wasnât goodâŠIt was a little plane.
30. Who invented the first airplane that couldnât take off? The Wrong Brothers.
Vacation Jokes About Geography
Whether youâre going halfway around the world or just to a neighboring city, pull out a map and enjoy these guffaws about geography.
31. Where do pepperonis like to go on vacation? The Leaning Tower Of Pizza!
32. Where is a teacherâs favourite holiday destination? Times Square!
33. Which country is filled with the most germs? Germany!
34. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home? “Where on Earth have you been?â
35. Iâd love to travel to Finland…but Iâm afraid I might disappear into FinAir!
36. Why don’t aliens visit our planet? It has terrible ratings. One star.
37. I LIKE TO WRITE MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
38. Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign, started crying and went home. The sign said, “Disneyland Left”.
39. What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
40. Which U.S. state is round at the ends and high in the middle? Ohio!
Great Travelling Puns
Who doesnât love puns about travel? These next 10 jokes offer destination-specific double meanings perfect for any travel lover!
41. I took four hours to check out of my hotel in Japan. The receptionist told me, âYou really Tokyo time.â
42. I love travelling to France. Thereâs nothing Toulouse.
43. Why are the winters so cold in America? I think Alaska local.
44. I havenât slept in days because I am about to climb the highest mountain in the world. I wonder whether I will Everest.
45. Mountains are not just funny, they are really hilly areas.
46. The airline lost my luggage, so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
47. I love glamping. My current mood is pretty tents!
48. Which U.S. state has the tiniest drinks? Mini Soda.
49. Going vacationing at the coast? Remember to keep it reel.
50. Iâm not too good at geography, but I can name at least one city in France. Thatâs Nice.
One-Liners About Travel
Short, sweet, and to the point. These one-liners pack a lot into quick punchline!
51. Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.
52. Weâre all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
53. I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, but Iâm slowly getting over it.
54. You canât make everyone happy, unless youâre a plane ticket.
55. I wanted to make a joke about time travel, but you guys didnât like it.
56. Flat-earthers travel the world on a plane!
57. I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.
58. I need six months of vacation, twice a year.
59. Girls always travel in odd numbers because they canât even.
60. Iâd love to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
Jokes About Hiking and Traveling
Does your idea of a great getaway involve scaling the summit? If so, youâll love these jokes about hiking!
61. Donât love the water? Hiking is great for an altitude adjustment!
62. When going to the bathroom in the woods, you have to use the facilitrees.
63. Want to know our plan for todayâs hike? Iâll summit up nicely.
64. My favorite trail mix includes songs from The Cranberries, Peanuts, and Eminem.
65. These particular mountains give me a Rushmore than others.
66. Iâm confused. The trail looked so flat on the map!
67. Did you hear the joke about the hill? No one could get over it!
68. How do crazy hikers get out of the forest? They take the psychopath
69. Whatâs the best jacket to wear on a hike? A trailblazer!
70. Hipsters like to hike backcountry rivers. Theyâre less mainstream.
Travelling Jokes About Road Trips
Planning an epic road trip this summer? Youâll need funny fuel to make it all the way! Here are a few jokes to keep you going.
71. Where did the heart, liver, and kidney go on a road trip? Oregon
72. Donât worry if our old car breaks down on our trip through Canada. I have Triple Eh.
73. Drove through Covert, New York on a road trip once. Didnât notice.
74. I love when flies wonât leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, tiny pest.
75. Why couldnât the frog find where he parked his car? Heâd been toad.
76. Itâs fun to drive in the outback, but youâll need to show koala-fications.
77. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.
78. I got gas for $1.99 at lunch. Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
79. If I owned a DeLoreanâŠIâd probably only drive it from time to time.
80. When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
Jokes About Going on Vacation
Need a little R&R? If youâre traveling solely for the purpose of wining, dining, and soaking in the view, then these jokes are for you!
81. Do fish go on vacation? No, theyâre always in school!
82. Why canât basketball players go on vacation? Theyâd get called for travelling!
83. Whatâs gray and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!
84. Why did the robot go on vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries!
85. Whatâs brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!
86. What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree!
87. What does it cost to spend the day at the beach? A few sand dollars.
88. Where do meteorologists travel to relax? The isobar!
89. Me: âIâd love to travel moreâ. The bank account: âLike, to the park?â
90. My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.
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Jokes About Travel Obsessions
Do you live, sleep, and breathe travel? Is all of your free time spent planning your next getaway? If so, youâll relate to these side-splitters!
91. My passport just called me. Itâs super bored. Guess I have to travel then!
92. I want to go to Bora-Bora, but Iâm too Pora-Pora.
93. I get so tired of waking up and not being at the beach.
94. I wish I was a postcard. For less than $2, you can travel the world!
95. Sure, working is great. But, have you tried travelling?
96. I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.
97. Iâve got 99 problems, but Iâm on vacation so Iâm ignoring them all!
98. Why canât I find someone who looks at me the way I look at a travel magazine?
99. Canât decide if I need a hug, a dark coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or two months of travel.
100. A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is?!
Miscellaneous Jokes About Travel
Still searching for the perfect joke about travel? This final section of miscellaneous puns and jokes might do the trick.
101. Person A: âI tried to sue the airline that lost my luggage.â Person B: âDid you win?â Person A: âNo, I lost the case.â
101. Why does nobody like the plane? It has a bad altitude.
102. Whatâs the capital of Spain? S.
103. German sausage jokes are just the wurst.
104. Donât plan your vacation with a broken pencil. Itâs absolutely pointless.
105. Oceans are so friendly. Theyâre always waving at you.
106. Never fly on Peter Pan Airways. They neverland.
107. Why did the pirate book a vacation? He needed some ARGH and ARGH.
108. Why did the robot book a vacation? He had to recharge his batteries.
109. What made the librarian angry at the airport? His flight was overbooked.
110. Why did the flight attendant apologize to the family of elephants? They were only allowed one trunk onboard.
111. Who built the first plane that couldnât take off? The Wrong brothers.
112. What did the Canadian pay for in case their car broke down on their road trip? Triple Eh.
113. How do fleas like to travel? They âitch hike.
114. Where did the cows decide to travel? Moo York.
115. What did the lazy baguette do on holiday? It just loafed around.
116. You must be from Ecuador, because you have the Quito my heart.
117. What do travelers like best about Switzerland? Iâm not sure, but the flagâs a big plus.
118. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies.
Enjoy These Jokes About Travelling
Travelling might have its serious side, but it can be pretty funny, too!
While some of the one-liners above may fall into the âdad jokeâ category, theyâre sure to give you at least a little chuckle.
Whether youâre stuck riding shotgun, waiting for your flight, or lounging on your hotel bed, enjoy these and smile!
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